My Asylum Members

After I received a text from my younger sister asking if I'm having an affair, because I kept referring to someone with the initials DH and my husbands initials are RG.  I thought I should take the opportunity to share the cast of inmates in my own private Insane Asylum. So here they are, the cast of characters you will read about on Peanut Butter and Whine!!


Let's start with DH Dear Husband, RH Rotten Husband is my dear HUSBAND Randy. (occasionally AH, and so on......)




Selena is our oldest child. Selena and the GOLDEN one Dan gave us the perfect Baby Alice AKA BabyT
BabyT's name came about when early in the pregnancy Selena referred to the baby as a "Terrorist in her belly".  Now she's mostly known as Baby Alice.  She does a lot of reviews.  She has big opinions!
As for why I call Dan 'Golden'?  Well, because when Selena left my womb she carried a sign that said "I'm never having babies!  Grandkids will have to come from the two that will follow me"  For 32 years Selena stuck to that sign.  Until Dan arrived..... hence........ The GOLDEN ONE!!!


Lael is our middle child. Lael, Ray and my 2 SWEET babies that recently moved back home from Michigan. Emma (MmmNMmmmm) Eli (Hannababy Lector named because he likes to eat markers..... and of course red tastes best!!)
I'm so very content now that all 3 of my kids and all 3 of my grandbabies live within 10 miles! This is one VERY happy NaNa!
Emma is 4 and Eli is 2.
Lael is also talent behind the art work on my site.  She's brilliant!!




Zachary is the baby of the family. Zachary is a WONDERFUL uncle and such a good son!! Zachary is the only one in the family that did the unSPEAKABLE ...... he kidnapped Mority.  BTW ladies.... Zac's single!?  Write me... I'll fix ya up!! I got connections!!  Zac builds motorcycles, installs stereo's and works on hot rods!  Not to mention incredibly handsome!!

GG is my Mom, she lives with us. GG's nick name came about before I even was even out of GRADE SCHOOL!!!  I still believed that boys had cooties!! (Which Emma and Alice... they DO!! Gross ones!!) My Mom and my Aunt Joanne decided that they would be Glamours Grandmothers.... and the GG has stuck for them both.

Then there's me, my name is Connie, Mom, MAMAAAA, Nonnie, NaNa, Sweetheart, Parental Unit and Hag. (And my children better leave the rest OUT!!)  I am the Princess of the Asylum. I run the place.  I babysit Baby Alice full time and Emma and Eli too.......I'll babysit as long as I can keep convincing Dan that Alice won't learn ALL my bad habits... I really am harmless........ and perfectly sane! (HONEST!!)  Baby Alice will be FINE, well adjusted and happy!!  Yes, I occasionally teach weird stuff.... but someone has too!!  It might as well be ME!!  Trust me! I'm a grandma!!




And of course Gracie!!  Our beautiful English Lab.  Smartest dog ever!!!






OHHHHHH WAIT..... there's also MORITY!!!! He is part of our asylum!!!!! LOL damn I'm a funny girl!!




I just want to make a note.... to my dear sister Lea... WOULD I BLOG about an AFFAIR?!?!? Have you lost your mind?!?! Texas has burnt your brain!! It's time to move home!

25 comments:

  1. How the hell did Mority end up in a Disney hoodie in LAELS HOME?

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    1. AnonymousJune 04, 2012

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=9IhNuUjK6CI#t=409s

      Watch from 6:20-7:15

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  2. OK really?! Leave it to you Connie...how did you not scare the cute little babies?

    I love your page! It makes me realize how much I miss you.

    Miss you tons. Love ya, The pretty one hahaha

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  3. I miss you too Sherry!!! You are sooo pretty!!
    I love you! I really do miss you!!

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  4. I'm so glad I found you and am happy to be following!What a sweet family you have and they are lucky to be able to call you MAMAAAA, Nonnie, Mom, Hag... or whatever you'll LET them call you!
    If you get the chance to "like" my facebook page, it is https://www.facebook.com/pages/Just-Another-Tired-Mommy/215414258527293 or if you would follow my blog it is http://anothertiredmommy.blogspot.com/2012/02/according-to-my-plan-oh-great-now-i.html
    I hope you enjoy mine even a fraction as much as I've enjoyed yours!:o)

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    1. Nika, Thank you!! I checked your site and followed you back. I really enjoyed reading your posts! BTW I bet you get to 200 Facebook fans really fast!
      Connie
      (ie the Hag!)

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  5. Beautiful photos - love the ones with the little monsters and the kids there not being bothered by them.

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  6. KLOL I LOVE the name "Asylum Members" Too cute!!!

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  7. Your family is awesome, beautiful, your son has FINE written all over him and I love the terminology!

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    1. Thank you Rebecca, I have to agree I am a lucky girl! My family is awesome!! LOL My son is the best son a mom could ever ask for!! Are you single? I got connections!!

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  8. my lil one has that same dress

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  9. Love the family photos. Nice seeing pics of your kids and grandkids. Beautiful family! You are blessed.

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  10. I love the name Lael, :) Very unique and interesting. Maybe that's why she's an artist, hehe

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  11. I love the name Lael, :) Very unique and interesting. Maybe that's why she's an artist, hehe

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  12. Love your blog. You're in my Triberr group and I followed one of your tweets that went to the group here. I added you to my pinterest board of blogs I love! Awesome job! :D

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  13. asylum members - lol! love it

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  14. You have such a wonderful sense of humor. I love it!! You have such a nice family. Thanks for sharing.

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    1. Thank you! This is the greatest family! All these nuts didn't fall from the tree!

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  15. I don't have kids, but I do have a pug, a bichon fries, a cockatiel and oh yes, the best hubby in the world.

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  16. popping in from the a-z! Hello! I have a Zach too, who is my youngest. And we called my grandma GG as well. We're almost sisters! Ha! Enjoy your blog. Enjoy the a-z. come visit me, if you'd like.
    from The Dugout

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  17. What BEAUTIFUL grandbabies you have! It seems like you have a very happy and loving family. I'm glad I came across your blog! Most blogs that I have seen are written by the younger generation and are at a different phase in their lives than I am. We are empty-nesters with three grown daughters ranging in age from thirty-four to twenty-six, with one grandson. BTW, how do you pronounce your middle daughter's name? I haven't seen it before. just curious...

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    1. Thank you!! I am very proud of my family. Thank you so much for the compliments!! Do you have a blog I can follow back??

      Lael is pronounced Lay L It's from a book called: Cave Dreamers.

      Thank you for commenting!

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  18. Thanks for visiting my blog. What a lovely family! The art work is most interesting. Margareta

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